As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord. Joshua 24:15

Friday, March 12, 2010

Friday Funnies~ I have a clean Cat!

Time for Friday Funnies again with Kim at Homesteader's Heart!




How To Give a Cat a Bath Joke



1. Put both lids up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the loud noises, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the here and the front door.

7. Standing behind as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out out, streak through the room and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog











7 comments:

The Real Me! said...

Oh Terri, This is HILARIOUS! And if I were insane enough to have a cat, I'd have to try it! LOL
Happy Friday.
Kim

Carrie said...

LOL! Can the cats do that with the dog too! That is too funny! hmmm...I do need to clean my toilets...haha! Have a great weekend!

Raise Them Up said...

ROTFL! Love it!! Oh my word, thanks for the laugh. :)

Mich said...

Funny!

Happy Friday!

SophieMae said...

LOLOL!!! That's hysterical! Thanks ever so for sharing a hearty laugh to end a hectic week!

Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

Sherry said...

LOL! That is funny!

VKT said...

That is too funny! Don't let a kindergarten age child read it though...they might try it...lol